Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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