Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he wonβt make eye contact
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