Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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