i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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