found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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