Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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