You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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