dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
try to milk me bitch
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