This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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