that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
