have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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