she was so not down for the gang bang
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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