susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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