What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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