Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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