yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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