My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
