She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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