Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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