Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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