Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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