Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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