I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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