scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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