5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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