ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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