I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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