Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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