Duck Duck Cougar?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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