Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I could fuck to npr.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
