Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
