Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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