I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
