we made out on top of his cat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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