i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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