Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize