So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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