thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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