Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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