Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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