I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it's like iHOP with fire
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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