is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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