Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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