carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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