I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
