"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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