Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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