Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We are two peas in an std pod
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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