apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We smell like vodka and hangover
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