Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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