that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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