fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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