Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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