Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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