these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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